With Christmas just around the corner, Rebelscum's "Jovial" Jay Shepard sends us the lyrics to a Star Wars version of "The Christmas Song" (unofficially known as "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"). Thanks for these excellent lyrics, Jay. We can hear the fire crackling now...

Sith Lords roasting on an open fire
Sarlacc, nipping at your heels
Life Day Carols being sung by a choir...
And folks dressed up like Gamorreans!



Everybody knows some Kaadu and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny Padawans, with their sabers all aglow
Will find it hard to train tonight

They know that Yoda Claus is coming soon!
He's loaded lots of toys
And goodies on his swoop
And every farmboy's child is gonna spy
To see if Han Solo really knows how to fly



And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To younglings from one to nine-hundred-ninety-two
Although its been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas to.. You!